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Q:
oh my gofd is what you just did considered moffat rps cause it felt like it and i am laughjinh omg


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Warnings: None
Rated: M (just to be sure lol)
Summary: Steven Moffat looks into Benedict’s eyes and recalls a childhood fantasy. One-sided Steven Moffat/Wanda Ventham, possibly Steven Moffat/Benedict Cumberbatch (we’ll see where this goes lol!!!)
Tags: steven moffat, wanda ventham, benedict cumberbatch, childhood fantasy, ufo, teenage dream,  puberty, flashbacks, sherlock, british actor rpf

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darthraydor:

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lol um.

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firelordazula:

Cumberbatch talks enthusiastically about his mother’s status as a cult star. He recalls how Sherlock creators Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat “were clapping their hands with glee” when they realized that she was his mother. And some of the compliments he hears about her from strangers are slightly uncomfortable for a son.

“I’ve been stuck in lifts and all sorts of odd places, slightly too close to people of a certain age, men” who’ve confessed their early crushes on his mother, he says with amusement. “Did I really need to know that, about what you thought about my mum in that way?”

this is the gift that keeps on giving

oh my god you know what i just realized 

the fact that moffat was that enthusiastic when he found out that wandork is benedict’s mum means he probably had a crush on her too (bc wigglytuff is a beautiful golden light with a winning personality and a dynamic acting range ok) but of course he would never admit that now knowing how uncomfortable it is

still i wonder if sometimes he looks into benedict’s eyes (or potatoface, or whatever) and suddenly recall his boyhood days, spent watching wanda on the telly in all her nubile purple-shirted shining glory

and benedict is looking at him like um are you ok but he can’t say anything so he just turns beet red and try hard not to think of the fact he thought of her That Way

i am despicable omg

Empirically speaking, the thing that is different about me, is you.

i just had an extensive dream that was set in westeros

i was a lady from a noble house (inexplicably named teresa. my name is not teresa) and robert baratheon had just died and everyone was huddled around looking sad or pretending to look sad, including the guards. so anyway i went up to this lady knight played by none other than wandork circa late 1960s, who was a member of the kingsguard and came from a vassal house sworn to the lannisters (important background information that my dream brain just knew!), and put my arm around her waist and led her away from the crowd. because apparently we were having one of those open secret affairs

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imagerectumofglory replied to your post: Cumberbatch talks enthusiastically about his…

lmao now if i ever meet him i’m going to say i have a huge crush on his mum circa 1960s just to see him squirm it’s not a lie tho

same tho

i mean first i’ll open with “aren’t you wanda ventham’s son omg” and then i’ll tell hiM just to change up his experience with young fangirls a little bit, surely he must be getting tired of the same old same old

Cumberbatch talks enthusiastically about his mother’s status as a cult star. He recalls how Sherlock creators Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat “were clapping their hands with glee” when they realized that she was his mother. And some of the compliments he hears about her from strangers are slightly uncomfortable for a son.

“I’ve been stuck in lifts and all sorts of odd places, slightly too close to people of a certain age, men” who’ve confessed their early crushes on his mother, he says with amusement. “Did I really need to know that, about what you thought about my mum in that way?”

this is the gift that keeps on giving

”[…] when an extremely rare bee miraculously unexpectedly finds a compatible partner.” (x)


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