June 2012
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Create yourself as a Disney Princess →
At first I wanted to go for Cersei’s armoured dress but the limited options prevented me from replicating it properly and then I saw PANTS and it felt more appropriate for me but I don’t know how to dress myself so this mess came out
(I like my fire nation hair, though!!!)
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Can't argue with that logic
Mom: Did you hear? There was a fire at our church today
Me: Oh, wow, that's --
Mom: And they found a pipe bomb! They think it's related to another fire that started earlier at an unfinished townhouse complex
Me: ...so there's... an arsonist at large? That's kind of scary
Mom: I bet it's the TERRORISTS
Mom: They're EVERYWHERE
Me: why... why would you reach that conclusion first, though? Maybe it's a local arsonist, I don't know...
Mom: Exactly! We don't know anything! It's the TERRORISTS. The world has really changed since 9/11
Me: Haven't you ever heard of the saying, "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras"? Horses are way more common than zebras; it means the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one so you shouldn't jump to a more outlandish conclusion right away
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Mom: what if the hoofbeats are just a recording made by the terrorists so they can distract us and set more churches on fire
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I went to the bookstore today and had a lighthearted but scholarly conversation with a (seemingly) like-minded stranger about the portrayal of science in mainstream media and for a while I was so excited because I thought, “this is the sort of thing that only happens to characters in twee romantic comedies,” but then he said he considered fanfiction to be “stealing” and...
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a haiku about makeup
why is it so hard why don’t makeup guns exist my hand keeps shaking
(“practice makes perfect,” they say, but i want instant gratification)
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It’s cool if that’s your cup of tea but man oh man, a public proposal ranks up there as one of the experiences I never wish to have in a relationship
Why would you thrust me into the spotlight when most days I just wanna be the out of focus uncredited extra
Like, this isn’t a 90s sitcom or Whitney get that studio audience out of our lives!!!!!!!!!
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i just found a $700 paycheck from february
at first i was all, “see this is why i never throw anything; i don’t want to accidentally get rid of something important like this so take that, mom and other critics of my substandard adult skills” but like why did i not deposit this right away and why did i not realize it and why was it under my bed
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god, the enterprise incident doesn’t even make sense
if joanna really wanted the enterprise and she was as ruthlessly militaristic as romulans are claimed to be she would’ve just boarded the ship and taken it by force — they had three ships and they outnumbered the crew three to one¹
execute kirk (you already have him on your ship for fuck’s sake), keep spock’s dick...
Anonymous asked: Well, i think that's what the Big Bang Theory IS. It makes fun of "nerd culture".
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andromedafenig replied to your post:
Well Sheldon is basically one big Asperger’s stereotype. The whole setup is obnoxious. also your tags = my life
Yeah, that’s not. Uh. I know very little about it (Wiki-ing now) but before I’d seen part of that one episode I really, really thought it would resonate well with me and I’d be able to appreciate it because yay nerd culture and...
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my mom has started watching The Big Bang Theory so now she’s taken to calling me ‘girl Sheldon’ and I don’t know what that means because I don’t watch it except for the three-quarters of one episode that I saw a few days ago and my only reaction to it was “Why are people laughing they’re just saying… words”
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this is unrelated to anything i’ve ever said but okay my mom has a framed print of a laughing jesus christ opposite her bed and now i’m wondering if she and her husband ever feel awkward during sex
not a good image i’m well aware but the mind goes where it goes and i don’t know imagine being in the throes of passion and screaming, “oh god, jesus” and then you...
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Sometimes people talk about Photoshop and I get the urge to say, “I love Photoshop! I’ve been using it for years” but then they start asking what I can do and I realize that picking, arranging and editing screencaps to form a distinctive colour palette and then resizing the resulting collage to an image that is 500 pixels wide isn’t considered a respectable art form in most...
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I love that Google understands me even when I’m doing the text equivalent of drunkenly slurring my words
you’re a true pal
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friensics asked: So, just curious - what do you accomplish by changing your url, since you have a redirect on your other page? Not criticizing, I'm just not super tumblr-savvy...
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princezuko-deactivated20130501 asked: hey gurl hey
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My only real “”“complaint”“” about the Elementary preview is that visually they seem to be going for a more natural look as opposed to, you know… bombarding every scene with lensflares and photofilters so I imagine it’d be a little more difficult to make Tumblr picspams whose appeal lies entirely on choosing screencaps with distinctive colour...
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