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Can't argue with that logic

Mom:
Did you hear? There was a fire at our church today
Me:
Oh, wow, that's --
Mom:
And they found a pipe bomb! They think it's related to another fire that started earlier at an unfinished townhouse complex
Me:
...so there's... an arsonist at large? That's kind of scary
Mom:
I bet it's the TERRORISTS
Mom:
They're EVERYWHERE
Me:
why... why would you reach that conclusion first, though? Maybe it's a local arsonist, I don't know...
Mom:
Exactly! We don't know anything! It's the TERRORISTS. The world has really changed since 9/11
Me:
Haven't you ever heard of the saying, "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras"? Horses are way more common than zebras; it means the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one so you shouldn't jump to a more outlandish conclusion right away
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
what if the hoofbeats are just a recording made by the terrorists so they can distract us and set more churches on fire

o   k   never been to me   half of this convo was in tagalog but i think i captured the essence of it   lmao idk what 2 think anymore  

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