Twentysomething. Level 5 Magikarp. Uncultured swine. Text and Photoshop Vomit and Avatars and ladies and lady Romulans and giant moth women

 

I wish my interactions with other people were labelled so I know precisely what their intentions are

like on The Sims, you know

‘cause I’m always like, “Okay, I know you’re doing the ‘Compliment’ action right now but is it under ‘Friendly’ or ‘Romantic’”

“Is this an Amorous Hug or a Friendly Hug”

“When my picture appears on your Relationship panel does it have a heart below it or a smiley face”

i wish life were more like the sims   why can't i find an entry level science job just by walking into the science building   no but seriously signALS   i think this coworker likes me That Way but i'm not sure????????   sims never misinterpret each other   they know precisely when the other person is being mean or nice or friendly and romantic why can't that be me :( :( :( :(   even when they reject an action they're always aware of the other person's intent   ''I'm rejecting your Romantic: Flirt' action because I'm not romantically interested in you''   unlike with humans!!!   ''Uh I'm accepting your ''Romantic: Compliment Personality'' action because I think it's 'Friendly: Compliment'''  

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