Twentysomething. Level 5 Magikarp. Uncultured swine. Text and Photoshop Vomit and Avatars and ladies and lady Romulans and giant moth women

 

bryko: Reblog if you remember when Tumblr looked like this

bryko:

Reblog if you remember when Tumblr looked like this

about me  
19715February 17, 2013 at 1:15PM Via Source
I just have one message to the new Trekkies (!!!) who have joined us:

don’t watch TOS in order, start with the Season 3 episode called “The Enterprise Incident” and then like, forget the rest, whatever

about me   trust me ok do u think i will lead u astray  
41December 7, 2012 at 3:58PM
picspams   art   about me   the life of a petty blogger   omg i am like 80% joking just let me have my fun today  
256December 6, 2012 at 12:24PM

i really can’t stBUT BABY IT’S COLD OUTSI’ve got to go awaBUT BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIthis evening has beeBEEN HOPIN THAT YOU’D STOP Bso very ni’LL HOLD YOUR HANDS, THEY’RE JUST LIKE ICmy mother will start to woBEAUTIFUL WHAT’S YOUR HURRY

(Source: harlequinachos)

about me   it's like the singing version of masturbating   every duet ever  
16065December 5, 2012 at 9:11PM Via Source

invinciblend replied to your post: i love that bits of simple song lyrics suddenly…

1 line out of song vaguely fits character/OTP, on a more careful listen, the entire rest of the song is completely inappropriate —> imagine complex AU to fit the song and feel just as emotional about it even though it’s no longer at all recognisable
about me   one time i had an emotional reaction to a line in lua by bright eyes   ''what's so simple in the moonlight by the morning never is''   ohhh my heart spock and joanna had one night together despite their conflicting politics!!!!!11111   and then i was like ''....wait what about the rest of the song''   ''and i know you have a heavy heart i can feel it when we kiss''   ''so many men stronger than me have thrown their backs out trying to lift ittt''   OH OK SHE WAS MARRIED TO THE TERRIBLE RICH ROMULAN IN THE LONGFIC I READ   she did it to get her command back!!!   ''you keep going to the bathroom always say you'll be right back''   .....she's addicted to..... Romulan..... Prescription...... Pills   and also she's depresseD   but there's no mental health support on romulus   ...wait   wait why would they even party together   it's a romulan thing ok ti doesnt have to make sense by ur earth standards!!!!   they are aliens i always have that to fall back on   nothing has to make sense they are aLIeNS  
8November 19, 2012 at 11:23AM

hackedy replied to your post: ooh what if i give him a batch of those sex…

THIS COUPON IS GOOD FOR ONE (1) ANKLE VIEWING
hackedy   about me  
18November 15, 2012 at 12:29AM

souryellows:

Start a Star Trek themed coffee house and call it ‘Bean Me Up’

about me   ''your orders will be replicated on this side''   the manager has to be addressed as captain   we'll create our own hip coffee shop lingo   ''i'll have the janeway''   that means coffee black  
1886November 5, 2012 at 2:19PM Via Source
k-999999: Original (+)

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lmao   about mE   w/e 2 this flop dude but i would watch this porno   ???????????????????/   element-play korra porn now   asami can join 2 w/her glove   nsfw   this is art   legend of korra   ☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆  
2391October 15, 2012 at 1:30AM Via Source
about me   sexy virginia woolf  
38681October 10, 2012 at 8:37PM Via Source

hellmonks replied to your post: “Textures” that I wish could be deleted from…

oh my fucking GOD askdaksj i am legit screaming and clapping right now because i was in the process of making one too

great miiiiinds

no but really though this terrible ship can be summed up by this terrible graphic

hellmonks   oMGASHDKASJHAKS   i can't deal with this   hlep   help   hrelp   about me  
21July 15, 2012 at 1:36PM

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