Twentysomething. Level 5 Magikarp. Uncultured swine. Text and Photoshop Vomit and Avatars and ladies and lady Romulans and giant moth women

 

hey big bang theory are your punchlines equipped with cloaking devices

because i can’t find them

ha ha ha ha at least i make myself laugh at least there is that

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90August 6, 2012 at 12:54AM
You know what’s kind of beautiful?

wwreakinghavocc:

timorleste:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).

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384223June 27, 2012 at 9:55PM Via Source

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

Now I want a shirt that says ‘If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2’

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108325June 20, 2012 at 2:41AM Via Source