Twentysomething. Level 5 Magikarp. Uncultured swine. Text and Photoshop Vomit and Avatars and ladies and lady Romulans and giant moth women

 

Q:
joanna reminds me a lot of mrs. robinson, face-wise


Anonymous

omg somebody else, i can’t remember who, has said that too but i don’t see it lmao. to me anne bancroft has, idk, sharper features and a leaner face and can be made up to look glamorous quite easily whereas to me joanna is… well, not unattractive but she has this like pleasantly moon-faced genteel southern mother look goin’ on omg LIKE SHE WOULD NOT LOOK OUT OF PLACE IN A BOX OF MRS LINVILLE’S HOMEMADE STYLE AMERICAN PANCAKES

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also this screencap breaks my heart because of the way she is looking at him omg it’s not even a look of lust — there’s something so innocently hopeful and high school teenage girl about it, like “i like like you do you likE Like Me Too (✿ ♥‿♥)” except spock is just like “yeah uh ur kinda qt i guess but more importantly I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR CLOAKING DEVICE” wow what a douchecanoe wow i hate this episode fuck starfleet #betrayal #pain #tears #taylor swift playlist

also this screencap breaks my heart because of the way she is looking at him omg it’s not even a look of lust — there’s something so innocently hopeful and high school teenage girl about it, like “i like like you do you likE Like Me Too (✿ ♥‿♥)” except spock is just like “yeah uh ur kinda qt i guess but more importantly I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR CLOAKING DEVICE” wow what a douchecanoe wow i hate this episode fuck starfleet #betrayal #pain #tears #taylor swift playlist

sometimes i remember that she says this and i just… omg imagine you’re making out with someone of a different race than you and then they go “wow can’t believe a foreigner is makin me so wet” have some tact u speciesist loser

omg is it just me or does she have a fucking deep ass tan here
maybe this is why u aged so badly u weirdo
like i can’t tell if it’s the lighting or if she flew too close to the sun

omg is it just me or does she have a fucking deep ass tan here

maybe this is why u aged so badly u weirdo

like i can’t tell if it’s the lighting or if she flew too close to the sun

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plot twist: bumblebee cuttlefish’s character is actually the romulan commander wearing a personal hologram emitter and she has come through a wormhole from the prime universe seeking revenge for the events that transpired in “the enterprise incident”

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do you ever “experiment” with your “”graphics”” and then when you’re done you realize that you’re probably the only audience for it so it doesn’t even need to exist anywhere other than your hard drive and you’re just helping overload tumblr’s servers but it took you so LONG THAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST 

argh

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The women are the strong ones, truly

The women are the strong ones, truly

the enterprise incident first aired on september 27, 1968! happy belated anniversary to a Very Special episode with a Very Special plot and a Very Special guest star ◡‿◡✿

the enterprise incident first aired on september 27, 1968! happy belated anniversary to a Very Special episode with a Very Special plot and a Very Special guest star ◡‿◡✿

omg this is my favourite old-fashioned melodramatic tv show angle
i love when one person just randomly turns to the camera and they have an entire conversation like this god at least face each other ur talking abt a v. serious matter

omg this is my favourite old-fashioned melodramatic tv show angle

i love when one person just randomly turns to the camera and they have an entire conversation like this god at least face each other ur talking abt a v. serious matter

omg now i’m imagining baby joanna having to play a vulcan in a romulan school play that doubles as government propaganda

because she’s one of the few ridgeless kids in her class

and she’s mad that she has to be one of the villains! not to mention her teacher scolds her for squirming too much and delivering her lines with too much passion and just being generally unvulcan and relegates her to a non-speaking role

wow what kind of person am i that i can have this headcanon


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