Twentysomething. Level 5 Magikarp. Uncultured swine. Text and Photoshop Vomit and Avatars and ladies and lady Romulans and giant moth women

 

wow reading my animal diversity textbook it’s so annoying to see other species having sex when you’re not getting laid yourself

like intellectually i know it’s not even remotely the same at all but there’s still a part of me that’s like “fuck you bacterium you don’t even have a nuclear membrane and you’re getting more action than me you single-celled sack of shit”

piece of shit just floating around in idek where   just fucking and eating   god  
32September 21, 2012 at 1:55PM