so i’ve skipped the majority of doctor who episodes this season out of laziness but one of the things i got out of the finale is that wanda and clara teaming up to save the doctor isn’t out of the realm of possibility………


so i’ve skipped the majority of doctor who episodes this season out of laziness but one of the things i got out of the finale is that wanda and clara teaming up to save the doctor isn’t out of the realm of possibility………

i just went through the ‘white girls’ tag and i… don’t understand this “white girl” meme especially when the majority of it is just white people berating some ill-defined, mythical White Girl™ demographic, which apparently consists of white girls who wear uggs and take selfies to post on instagram and come to school fifteen minutes late with starbucks and i don’t even KNOW
and it’s so fucking strange that the ones who seem to be latching onto this meme the most are white people, as if being marginally aware of the concept of white privilege (and having the ability to humorously criticize their own race, or something) gives them a free pass for their probably misogynistic comments
i’m a white girl, but i’m not like those OTHER white girls who… dress…up as cats for halloween???? no seriously what
A scientist, working with genetics, creates a creature that is capable of transforming back and forth between a beautiful woman and a giant moth.


omg the gift that keeps on giving GOD I LOVE PEOPLE WITH FLOP CAREERS KEEP UR CHASTAINS THIS IS MY NICHE

god i hate being in a one-person “fandom”!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just wanted to post this screencap and say i really like the way her hair is styled — nothing else — and then i realized that no1curr so i was embaRRasseD people are judging i know they are like what is the point of posting this in public when you’re preaching to air bye i’m jsut gonna go talk to myself for a while
Mom: | Did you hear? There was a fire at our church today |
Me: | Oh, wow, that's -- |
Mom: | And they found a pipe bomb! They think it's related to another fire that started earlier at an unfinished townhouse complex |
Me: | ...so there's... an arsonist at large? That's kind of scary |
Mom: | I bet it's the TERRORISTS |
Mom: | They're EVERYWHERE |
Me: | why... why would you reach that conclusion first, though? Maybe it's a local arsonist, I don't know... |
Mom: | Exactly! We don't know anything! It's the TERRORISTS. The world has really changed since 9/11 |
Me: | Haven't you ever heard of the saying, "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras"? Horses are way more common than zebras; it means the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one so you shouldn't jump to a more outlandish conclusion right away |
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Mom: | what if the hoofbeats are just a recording made by the terrorists so they can distract us and set more churches on fire |
A recording of my adult family “watching” a Filipino TV drama, Walang Hanggan. (Warning: Turn down your volume this is auditory stimulation to the max)
they do this every night you guys if they were on Tumblr they would make the best (worst) stans