Twentysomething. Level 5 Magikarp. Uncultured swine. Text and Photoshop Vomit and Avatars and ladies and lady Romulans and giant moth women

 

lmao i guess my problem is that i don’t really like the premise of into darkness to begin with? of all the directions they could’ve taken, they chose that one

and to illustrate what i mean i’m going to use another food analogy! 

i don’t really like bananas

i just… don’t

if somebody makes me banana nut waffles topped off with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup and caramelized banana of course i’ll be able to enjoy that shit in some way but it doesn’t change the fact that i don’t really like bananas in the first place so that dish will never be my favourite no matter how well-prepared it is because it will always get that built-in ‘contains bananas’ 5-point deduction

or something   does thsi make sense om   its not that i'm incapable of enjoying it period im sure i'll enjoy parts of it   i jsut dont like bananas  
18May 10, 2013 at 2:09PM
But you don’t run out on the people you care about. Wish I was more like that.

But you don’t run out on the people you care about. Wish I was more like that.

i hate the format of this show   i will only get upset   she will have to leave   or the storyline will quickly nosedive down to the bottom of the sea of wasted potential   or something   why do i still watch this show   doctor who   tv   clara's theme is the best thing i've ever heard   (today)  
173April 2, 2013 at 12:23AM Via Source

i like filipino teleseryes because they have their roots in latin american telenovelas but the philippines has a rich mythology so it also has MAGIC and other fantasy elements 

so you’ve got the usual villainesses stealing babies and making very potent bombs that can make entire complexes explode (there are always bombs? because apparently every upper-class socialite knows how to make them?) and throwing acid on people’s faces but ALSO mermaids and angels and bird people and twins who are identical in every way except one is like made of water

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ugh theyre getting repetitive to me tho   my family watches ina kapatid anak but its the samE story ppl got switched at birth   maybe ill start on princess and i   ugh my family hates the kid themed ones tho   theres a telenovela discussion on my dashboard   oh what was that one were she has a hunched back   and it contains like   the spawn of lucifer   or something  
30January 17, 2013 at 10:52AM

i still can’t bring myself to care about one direction but i don’t know, i don’t really do anything about it because at this point i’ve just kind of learned to see them as an unavoidable presence in my life like dirty dishes and slow pedestrians and fearless… city… squirrels

theres a music video apparently   or something   i dont know  
23January 7, 2013 at 3:57PM
victorian porno slang

crobhdearg:

northwangerabbey:

last night after a discussion of bad fanfic terms for pubes, I recalled I have an anthology of Victorian pornography stories and I went through documenting all the slang terms for various body parts and acts.  NSFW, obviously.  Also: they really only used “forest” or “mossy covering” for pubic hair in the anthology but the ladies were invariably hairy as all get out, just pubes from navel to knee, essentially.  Dirty gents.

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oh you victorians

petition to bring some of these back   ''boiling discharge''   really   the rosy-tinted aperture of her cavernous recess   then again i once read spock/joanna fanfic that described joanna's vaginal secretions as rare nectar   or something  
3492October 26, 2012 at 10:32PM Via Source
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it's kinda strange that i can envision romulan society better than starfleet society   because textually it's not utopia   but starfleet society IS you just kind of see little hints that everything's not as good as they're making it out to be   like even if you look at it from a grand scale   surely the people in the colonies don't get the same kind of services as the people in the core planets   because how can they   how are resources even distributed between the rich ass M-class planets and the barren rock colonies   or something   and then there's the odd thing   from canon we can pretty much assume that you will experience prejudice if you're a hybrid   i mean they rehash that same trope over and over again   and humans are explicitly casually speciesist and it's treated as a joke and   i don't know how to imagine the lives of the common people because i don't know if something sinister's going on (brainwashing!!!) or if ...   everyone's just trying and FAILING   there is no war in ba sing se   how does migration between worlds even work   if i live in a shitty ass rock colony can i just be like   well i wanna live in this fucking pleasure planet give me a hOuSe   i don't   understand  
14September 21, 2012 at 12:27PM
“ Anastasia, do you have any idea how much money I make?”
I flush, of course not. “Why should I? I don’t need to know the bottom line of your bank account, Christian.”
His eyes soften. “I know. That’s one of the things I love about you.”
I gaze at him, shocked. Love about me?
“Anastasia, I earn roughly one hundred thousand dollars an hour.

— 

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 78.

oh yeah? well i earn roughly four dollars and twenty eight cents an hour so go fuck yourself. BEFORE TAXES.

(via 50shadesofsuck)

i got a 25 cent raise last month   suck my dick   what does christian grey even -do-   i thought he was like a corporate man   what kind of business person computes their hypothetical hourly salary when they can just say   ''i made x billion last quarter''   or something   unless he isn't a businessman?   what does this guy -do-   i bet it's something illegal and involves people working in appalling conditions   fifty shades of grey  
343May 14, 2012 at 9:06PM Via Source