Twentysomething. Level 5 Magikarp. Uncultured swine. Text and Photoshop Vomit and Avatars and ladies and lady Romulans and giant moth women

 

rectumofglory replied to your post: wow omg made that audio post private bc i listened…

if the winter au does not include them wearing like 80 layers then u suxx

omg in my au reboot spock and reboot joanna are both ambassadors in the 24th century and they just kinda meet to catch up on this planet and joanna is staying at the northern hemisphere where it’s currently winter because romulus has a mostly temperate/tropical climate so she finds the cold fascinating and foreign and she invites spock to just kind of explore that part of the planet but they just sort of transport there right away after dinner and spock is like “OH JESUS FUCK IT’S COLD” except he doesn’t say that obvs because they just have a professional relationship!!! ambassadors catching up!!!! 

but then they go inside joanna’s cozy rented cabin villa and seX

…somehow

omg what am i

rectumofglory   omg i have backstory 4 this   u no how spock prime and joanna prime hook up on romulus thats p much canon ok   and THEn spock prime gets transported 2 the reboot verse   and then at some point in his life he like mindmelds with rebooT spock   and reveals his life or smT   including joanna   but ofc reboot spock is just like rly a romulan and gets w/kirk or uhura or whoever 4 a while   but ofc they're humans they die earlier   so it's the 24th century   .....in reboot verse   and reboot joanna is an ambassador instead of a commander because the destruction of vulcan   meant that romulans and vulcans initiated diplomatic talks a bit earlier   or events transpired a little differently w/e and now the federation and the empire are   not ALLIES but they're not at waR   sort of a begrudging tolerance of each other and there are ambassadors and   OMG what am i talkING aboUT   anyway yeah after a while reboot spock and reboot joanna meet as ambassadors in the late 22nd century   and spocks like omg in another life i knew u ^__^   and maybe reboot joanna met spock prime 2 idk   anyway they somehw know abt their connection in the prime universe but theyre just like w/e   until my winter scene   ..................................................   omg   **i meant late 23rd century not 22nd!!!  
11November 25, 2012 at 10:04PM

rectumofglory replied to your post: i love that the internet has completely…

holy shit can you imagine the next american president’s livejournal being published in the NYT

and then u find out she wrote like pages and pages of queer-baiting superwhoavengerlock fanfic

and OF COURSE i wouldn’t hold it against them since it’s like ten years ago but i’d be lying if i said i wouldn’t side eye that shit even just a tiny, tiny, miniscule amount

rectumofglory  
17November 8, 2012 at 2:16PM